On the way home, we were going through airport hell and I was in a rotten mood with the world. And when I'm in a rotten mood with the world, I typically take it out on John. (See "Marcia and the train" entry in earlier blog entries). So picture me lugging a ridiculous amount of baggage through the airport and discovering that John's ASS-oil had spilled all over our clothes and the bag and it reeked of ASS-oil everywhere. So there I am, tired and exhausted and complaining about HIS ASS-oil!
Now jump ahead three years and imagine me with a sore shoulder. Imagine me asking an Ayurvedic pharmacist for something for sore shoulders and he gives me this amazing product an OIL that nearly heals my aching shoulder. Can you smell it yet?
Now imagine it...yes...leaking and sharing it's delightful aroma with the rest of the clothes in MY bag.
Oh, Karma.
Yep...Karma.
Ha ha ha love it. I wi add Ass Oil to my vocabulary. I've never seen you in a pissy ass oil mood before but I kinda want to see that. Grab myself a drink, kick my feet up and enjoy the show. Sounds like you're having fun, despite the shoulder ass. Miss you. Be safe. Marianne
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